A guide for men catching their women watching porn

For my Friend, he knows who it is.

Because my previous 'only writing' entry called
"A guide for women catching their men watching porn"
http://pornstar-martini.blogspot.ro/2014/05/a-guide-for-women-catching-their-men.html
.......was more than applauded (leaving modesty behind, of course) .. I decided to give you the other side of the story.

And so it begins..

The topic: why do men even want to wonder about why are their gf's watching porn?!

The men problem would sound like:

1. Why does she need to watch porn when she has me?
a) because she's really horny
b) because let's face it you really don't like her when she's really jumpy because of not having sex
c) because she doesn't wanna have sex with you cuz she's lazy
d) .....and rather complete another level on "Dragon city" or "farmville" or whatever than wasting more time on also pleasing you
e) because even if we don't admit it we are most of us at least a little bit selfish when it comes to this
f) because not all of you know how to really please us even after a long period of time of being in a relationship
g) because even if you do know how to please us, we might get bored and want some other things done to us or better said in a different way
h) because you are not the most perspicacious and "instant problem solver" when we want smthn else
i) because why wasting the time on explaining things to you about the mood we're in and what we want exactly
j) because explaining things during sex is most of the time ruining it for us and also getting you frustrated
k) because we don't know what the hell we want exactly
l) cuz it's hard to always feel so excited about smthn we've done a couple of times before (and get in a routine) and see you wonder after : " did she liked it? was it ok? why didn't she climaxed ?"

...or simply cuz you suck at sex (but we love you no matter what). :)

2. If she's watching porn does it mean she wants (most of the time ) a big fat... C*ck?

Answer:

       Maybe she likes to see some other girl take a big one and just fantasise about it rather than actually be in the action and not taking any pleasure because of the pain or something of those sorts.
--- if she watches girl on girl videos and you catch her in the act ... you are allowed to ask THAT QUESTION, that most of you crave to ask.... : " threesome sometime?" (so take advantage! if she looks worried or jealous already, you might as well tease her with it cuz she deserves it and she knows it - and most of the women like to act offended < if this is a novelty keep it in mind cuz it applies to most of the fights in which you actually think is serious ).

3. Do porn videos "patterns" say something... or they don't even exist for women?

In general we don't like to watch just a certain type or "pattern" when it comes to porn.
Why?
Cuz i'm sorry to break it to you boys, but we kinda' like new things (most seeing if not actually trying it) and alternate them and also watch the most gore or BDSM or whatever midgets or perversities .......and don't act so surprised if a frigid wannabe girl that happens to be your girlfriend - come on you all had that one girlfriend that she would do it in any position, but when it comes to the most simple blow job (in most of our opinions) they back off and immediately start that conversation :
 " This is what you really want? this is what it makes you feel loved? you most probably was with the most slut'ish girls ever before me and you don't appreciate the fact that i'm being more innocent and not accustomed with this?! "< aaaaaaaaand you're the asshole all of the sudden
------ when the only thing it crosses both you boys minds and mine (cuz I simply don't want and can't understand this nonsense ) is :
" Are you fucking kiddin' me?! it's awesome if I go done on you and you brag about it when having a girly talk with your moron girl friends and it's perfectly fine to do it in any position, give me a hard on in the most inappropriate places < eg. at the dinner table with her family > and also not backing off when I try anal or suggest it and you saying : "I could at least try.. I am a bit curious" or BETTER you let me cum all over you....but a simple act "of kindness" and altruism (I might add) is not ok?!?!"

< yep, I know you all felt it at least one time and thought about this exact thing!
 But the only words that came out of your mouths were:
" it's ok baby, don't worry.. it's not like I wouldn't survive without it.. I love you so much, this thing isn't that important.."

........ OH, the hell it is! be a man and explain that THIS THING is as important as it is for her and if you can do it just to see her happy, she can at least try.. OR DUMP HER ASS.

Yes, I am a woman and yes I would most certainly like to be on the other women side... but, most of the time I simply can admit they're right... because they're not.


I am sorry if some bitches got offended.
here's a song for you
Bruno Mars - Grenade.

..... and a representative photo:

XOXO,
M.