A guide for women catching their men watching porn

I know this is unusual but I couldn't help it.

Firstly, I want to apologise if i'm gonna have a few grammar or spelling mistakes, I'm not a native english speaker.

Secondly..

 THE TOPIC: why do women get so upset about men watching porn?

I've heard a lot of opinions coming from single or in a relationship (whatever that is: just together, married, short term relationship or long term relationship, engaged already etc. ) boys and girls and I've come to a few conclusions even though most of the girls will hate me and guys will throw a round of applauses: 

The women problems would sound like

1. Why does he need to watch porn/jerk off when he has me?

Answer: because maybe he needs to do this as a private, enjoyable relaxing time without:

a) having to think if you are enjoying it,
b)making to much sex'ercise or effort,
c)without having to think that you should cum first

d) that he shouldn't cum to early,

e) how does he look like when he does it

f) how does he sound or how does his face look like when he cums

g) what aren't you liking about it, if you look tired or bored

h)thinking  if you're faking it or not, 

i) thinking if this one time, two times whatever times are enough for you to be satisfied

j) what are you actually thinking about,

k) thinking if you are you really in the mood or doing it cuz you figured the obvious: that he is horny

... or simply 'cuz he wants to have some alone time not giving a fuck about you ( or better said in this case.. giving a fuck) 

 2. If he's doing this, it means that he would rather like to have sex with someone else?

Answer: no or not necessarily, otherwise why doing this when he can actually cheat on you or break up ?! 

if he is that kinda' sexual animal that doesn't think at all and would like and couldn't control to have sex with someone else, well ladies…. IF you actually associate watching porn and jerking off as a men while being in a relationship with you with that kinda' animal.. 

well, you are either a paranoid bitch or he's already cheating on you and so…

…. jerking off on porn doesn't make it worse.

 3. If he is doing this and you caught some kinda' "pattern" (latinas, black girls, chinese etc.) does that mean that, that is what he actually wants and if you aren't ethnically from "his weapons of choice" mean you're not good enough? 

Answer: gurl, get your priorities straight… either you're a paranoid bitch (usually the case when a woman raises problems on this topic at all) and you should choose between leaving him alone with his own "thing" literally ooooor if you aren't that kinda' paranoid-my-man-is-only-my-man-not-one-of-the-whores-from-porn-movies-bitch then make him a surprise and "give" him a menage a trois. If that would go wrong meaning that he leaves you altogether to taste the "forbidden fruit" and doesn't mind you being there at all, well at least you know that maybe you weren't good for each other (in my opinion, this example would be one of the best to actually test the trust, honesty and relationship in its all).

Men problems would probably sound:

 "she's fucking crazy, I haven't done anything wrong" and for some reason get really embarrassed if caught. 

Men all over the world: 

"tell me… whyyyy… whhyyy.. yyyy …yyyy"

on Annie Lennox's voice

You are getting pleasure without harming anyone (except from yourself), hopefully in a private place and without making mess…  what's the problem? And if you don't wanna be caught, cuz you wrongly hooked up with a prudish paranoid jealous "one-of-a-kind" woman, there is always incognito mode for chrome 

(http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/browse-privately-chrome-fully-incognito/ )

I know there's a lot of different "crazy" women with a lot more questions raised on this topic and so of course, I apologise if YOU wannabe woman didn't get your answer.

toodeloo,

M.