So I was thinking.. and I wanted to write down a conclusion, not a "happy end" conclusion but one that unfortunately creates us as people. We all got in relationships faster, slower.. more or less in love, more or less involved but there are endings that leave us with good memories and another brick added to our wall. the wall of our personality. No matter how hard we wanna show the opposite and show that we don't care, that we got over things and pretend at some point that it almost didn't even exist.. The truth of the matter is that everything did exist and 99% of the things that we lived with the other person, no matter if those experiences were good or bad were experiences that came as consequences of what we did or say, the good part here is - going away from the blame game- it's the same for both partners.
so here are the steps that may lead to a relationship that turned to only an experience:
1. get a girlfriend/boyfriend
2. fall in love
3. rush things
4. tell each other how much you love each other just to find out later that it was very rushed and unthought
5.plan things like adults do, no matter that one of you actually does what he says
6. move together in the first 3-6 months
7. love each other even more and feel the comfort of doing whatever you want, when you want
8. start to get to know each other better
9. make fun of things that you don't like about each others personalities or routines
10. begin to feel that your personal space has been invaded, but that's ok
11. start to make even more plans together
12. start to see how the other person handles situations and mostly you at your worse
13. understand that the things that you thought makes the other person perfect are way less and less important than the things that you think he does wrong.
14. find out that you don't like to be handled and treated most of the time how you are treated
15. get bored
16. start fighting about cherries in front of a mall because you thought you can postpone the buying of cherries for 10 mins in order to buy yourself something that you need
17. go in a vacation that you've planned in the first 4 months
18. regret that you ruined your vacation by still wanting to work things out
19. get back from vacation and split up.
conclusion : every time when you want to move in with your sweetheart in the first 6 months, just don't and do not, I repeat do not trust anyone with everything even if you feel like he/she is the one.
marți, 18 aprilie 2017
joi, 11 decembrie 2014
Marsano-moda - Shoes for real men, very "Snatch" men.
Because I'm browsing all the time through Pinterest, Facebook hand made clothing pages, fashion magazines, check all my newsletters from all big designers on email and because I have amazing, talented friends... I rediscovered an old vice - men shoes and customer obsessed quality.
For this I have to thank Marsano, a friend who has been my friend before I was born and further.. most probably until the end of times.
Since I was a kid I remember my dad and I meeting up with him and always having to return back home with a new pair of amazing brand new shoes... that made my mom jealous (this is what happens when you design and produce supercalifragilistic shoes only for men).
Not to mention that is all tailored made, custom fit.
Tell you a secret?
--- Luckily, we women can now "taste" as well our fair share of perfect Marsano craftmenship .
To make you understand what I'm talking about I'll describe all my feelings when imagining the man wearing his shoes and with all my respects to Henry Miller and his obscenely swell descriptions, I'll begin:
This men smells of either Yves Saint Laurent - la Nuit de L'Homme, Dolce and Gabbana - The One Gentlemen or Chanel Platinum Egoiste, is well spoken and well cultured, can grow a woman tongue tied, has the gestures of James Bond, the mimic of Mads Mikkelsen and the voice of Frank Sinatra, the man who will take you to the beach and dance on "no music at all" with you and will not be afraid to ruin your perfect Chanel little black dress on the sand or directly in the salty waves. The man who you would like to have as partner in crime, but as well would make the perfect boyfriend for any girl.
The perfect combination of irony, arrogance, culture, dictionary, James Dean, fast cars, shades in the middle of the night, Astrud Gilberto, cinnamon, Serghei Malagamba, cigars, seedy little bars.
Marsano 's shoes is finally fullfiling all the wishes for all the men out there with respect for themselves and all the real women who know what they want : that guy who will bring a handful of carrots instead of flowers, because you said you hate flowers on dates... That guy who comes with those carrots smiling arrogantly when seeing you surprised and almost laughing with tears, as he walks towards you crossing his hand through his lips and revealing the white gold with black diamond buttons from the shirt... in conclusion : THE PERFECT FINE CUT MAN.
This man:
that has you , his Little Black Dress.
"Doesn't matter what "trends" may come and go, it remains life saving, sophisticated and simple, Forever. " - M.
And now let's get to the business:
All shoes : Marsano-moda
Clothing combinations accordingly:
Pornstar Martini Et Vogue
No. 1 - Marsano - moda (Model P1)
No. 2: Marsano - Moda (Model Viola - loafer)
No. 3: Marsano - Moda (Model P2)
No. 4: Marsano - Moda (Model Nero 1)
No. 5: Marsano - Moda (Model Crottitude)
No. 6: Marsano - Moda (Model N Dancer)
No. 7 : Marsano - Moda (Model Nero Clandestino)
No. 8: Marsano - Moda (Model Double Oliver 2)
luni, 30 iunie 2014
A guide for men catching their women watching porn
For my Friend, he knows who it is.
Because my previous 'only writing' entry called
"A guide for women catching their men watching porn"
http://pornstar-martini.blogspot.ro/2014/05/a-guide-for-women-catching-their-men.html
.......was more than applauded (leaving modesty behind, of course) .. I decided to give you the other side of the story.
And so it begins..
The topic: why do men even want to wonder about why are their gf's watching porn?!
The men problem would sound like:
1. Why does she need to watch porn when she has me?
a) because she's really horny
b) because let's face it you really don't like her when she's really jumpy because of not having sex
c) because she doesn't wanna have sex with you cuz she's lazy
d) .....and rather complete another level on "Dragon city" or "farmville" or whatever than wasting more time on also pleasing you
e) because even if we don't admit it we are most of us at least a little bit selfish when it comes to this
f) because not all of you know how to really please us even after a long period of time of being in a relationship
g) because even if you do know how to please us, we might get bored and want some other things done to us or better said in a different way
h) because you are not the most perspicacious and "instant problem solver" when we want smthn else
i) because why wasting the time on explaining things to you about the mood we're in and what we want exactly
j) because explaining things during sex is most of the time ruining it for us and also getting you frustrated
k) because we don't know what the hell we want exactly
l) cuz it's hard to always feel so excited about smthn we've done a couple of times before (and get in a routine) and see you wonder after : " did she liked it? was it ok? why didn't she climaxed ?"
...or simply cuz you suck at sex (but we love you no matter what). :)
2. If she's watching porn does it mean she wants (most of the time ) a big fat... C*ck?
Answer:
Maybe she likes to see some other girl take a big one and just fantasise about it rather than actually be in the action and not taking any pleasure because of the pain or something of those sorts.
--- if she watches girl on girl videos and you catch her in the act ... you are allowed to ask THAT QUESTION, that most of you crave to ask.... : " threesome sometime?" (so take advantage! if she looks worried or jealous already, you might as well tease her with it cuz she deserves it and she knows it - and most of the women like to act offended < if this is a novelty keep it in mind cuz it applies to most of the fights in which you actually think is serious ).
3. Do porn videos "patterns" say something... or they don't even exist for women?
In general we don't like to watch just a certain type or "pattern" when it comes to porn.
Why?
Cuz i'm sorry to break it to you boys, but we kinda' like new things (most seeing if not actually trying it) and alternate them and also watch the most gore or BDSM or whatever midgets or perversities .......and don't act so surprised if a frigid wannabe girl that happens to be your girlfriend - come on you all had that one girlfriend that she would do it in any position, but when it comes to the most simple blow job (in most of our opinions) they back off and immediately start that conversation :
" This is what you really want? this is what it makes you feel loved? you most probably was with the most slut'ish girls ever before me and you don't appreciate the fact that i'm being more innocent and not accustomed with this?! "< aaaaaaaaand you're the asshole all of the sudden
------ when the only thing it crosses both you boys minds and mine (cuz I simply don't want and can't understand this nonsense ) is :
" Are you fucking kiddin' me?! it's awesome if I go done on you and you brag about it when having a girly talk with your moron girl friends and it's perfectly fine to do it in any position, give me a hard on in the most inappropriate places < eg. at the dinner table with her family > and also not backing off when I try anal or suggest it and you saying : "I could at least try.. I am a bit curious" or BETTER you let me cum all over you....but a simple act "of kindness" and altruism (I might add) is not ok?!?!"
< yep, I know you all felt it at least one time and thought about this exact thing!
But the only words that came out of your mouths were:
" it's ok baby, don't worry.. it's not like I wouldn't survive without it.. I love you so much, this thing isn't that important.."
........ OH, the hell it is! be a man and explain that THIS THING is as important as it is for her and if you can do it just to see her happy, she can at least try.. OR DUMP HER ASS.
Yes, I am a woman and yes I would most certainly like to be on the other women side... but, most of the time I simply can admit they're right... because they're not.
I am sorry if some bitches got offended.
here's a song for you
Bruno Mars - Grenade.
..... and a representative photo:
XOXO,
M.
Because my previous 'only writing' entry called
"A guide for women catching their men watching porn"
http://pornstar-martini.blogspot.ro/2014/05/a-guide-for-women-catching-their-men.html
.......was more than applauded (leaving modesty behind, of course) .. I decided to give you the other side of the story.
And so it begins..
The topic: why do men even want to wonder about why are their gf's watching porn?!
The men problem would sound like:
1. Why does she need to watch porn when she has me?
a) because she's really horny
b) because let's face it you really don't like her when she's really jumpy because of not having sex
c) because she doesn't wanna have sex with you cuz she's lazy
d) .....and rather complete another level on "Dragon city" or "farmville" or whatever than wasting more time on also pleasing you
e) because even if we don't admit it we are most of us at least a little bit selfish when it comes to this
f) because not all of you know how to really please us even after a long period of time of being in a relationship
g) because even if you do know how to please us, we might get bored and want some other things done to us or better said in a different way
h) because you are not the most perspicacious and "instant problem solver" when we want smthn else
i) because why wasting the time on explaining things to you about the mood we're in and what we want exactly
j) because explaining things during sex is most of the time ruining it for us and also getting you frustrated
k) because we don't know what the hell we want exactly
l) cuz it's hard to always feel so excited about smthn we've done a couple of times before (and get in a routine) and see you wonder after : " did she liked it? was it ok? why didn't she climaxed ?"
...or simply cuz you suck at sex (but we love you no matter what). :)
2. If she's watching porn does it mean she wants (most of the time ) a big fat... C*ck?
Answer:
Maybe she likes to see some other girl take a big one and just fantasise about it rather than actually be in the action and not taking any pleasure because of the pain or something of those sorts.
--- if she watches girl on girl videos and you catch her in the act ... you are allowed to ask THAT QUESTION, that most of you crave to ask.... : " threesome sometime?" (so take advantage! if she looks worried or jealous already, you might as well tease her with it cuz she deserves it and she knows it - and most of the women like to act offended < if this is a novelty keep it in mind cuz it applies to most of the fights in which you actually think is serious ).
3. Do porn videos "patterns" say something... or they don't even exist for women?
In general we don't like to watch just a certain type or "pattern" when it comes to porn.
Why?
Cuz i'm sorry to break it to you boys, but we kinda' like new things (most seeing if not actually trying it) and alternate them and also watch the most gore or BDSM or whatever midgets or perversities .......and don't act so surprised if a frigid wannabe girl that happens to be your girlfriend - come on you all had that one girlfriend that she would do it in any position, but when it comes to the most simple blow job (in most of our opinions) they back off and immediately start that conversation :
" This is what you really want? this is what it makes you feel loved? you most probably was with the most slut'ish girls ever before me and you don't appreciate the fact that i'm being more innocent and not accustomed with this?! "< aaaaaaaaand you're the asshole all of the sudden
------ when the only thing it crosses both you boys minds and mine (cuz I simply don't want and can't understand this nonsense ) is :
" Are you fucking kiddin' me?! it's awesome if I go done on you and you brag about it when having a girly talk with your moron girl friends and it's perfectly fine to do it in any position, give me a hard on in the most inappropriate places < eg. at the dinner table with her family > and also not backing off when I try anal or suggest it and you saying : "I could at least try.. I am a bit curious" or BETTER you let me cum all over you....but a simple act "of kindness" and altruism (I might add) is not ok?!?!"
< yep, I know you all felt it at least one time and thought about this exact thing!
But the only words that came out of your mouths were:
" it's ok baby, don't worry.. it's not like I wouldn't survive without it.. I love you so much, this thing isn't that important.."
........ OH, the hell it is! be a man and explain that THIS THING is as important as it is for her and if you can do it just to see her happy, she can at least try.. OR DUMP HER ASS.
Yes, I am a woman and yes I would most certainly like to be on the other women side... but, most of the time I simply can admit they're right... because they're not.
I am sorry if some bitches got offended.
here's a song for you
Bruno Mars - Grenade.
..... and a representative photo:
XOXO,
M.
vineri, 23 mai 2014
Pastel, neons and everything nice
Since I've already used The Blonds collections to give examples of how to dazzle people with the over-used fetish-like fashion, I'm gonna gonna push it a little bit further and still use The Blonds 2014 spring collection to demonstrate how to re-use neons this year and The Blonds 2013 spring for how to wear prints.
We all like spring and summer and we used pastels and neons for a couple of years now and because of the season, sun and mostly brown skin I can't tell that I myself got bored already about this pastel, neon, prints combinations... BUT, please.... girls, let's not be just some boring looking 2012 pastel, trying neon for the first time in years fashion.
If we're gonna re-use SUGAR (pastel), SPICE(neon) and EVERYTHING NICE (prints).. LET'S DO IT IN STYLE and add up some new things so we won't look in the whole 2012-2014 spring period photos the same.
Examples (they might seem exaggerated because it is after all Haute Couture, but you can get a good idea) >>>
THE BLONDS 2014 SPRING
<< I've noticed the tendency on wearing prints this spring. That's not a problem, but if you do, please don't make a mess! Matching different clothing items with prints having colours that don't match is a big No-No - I understand that if you go for the punk look that by default is colourful and chaotic you'll tend to match all the colours in the world - "because who cares it's too much anyway having all this prints, I might as well pop" - this is a bad way to think, we need to educate ourselves that if we want to over-do something, we still have to have a coherent outfit and not look like a clown.
Pornstar Martini et Vogue suggestions that you can find on Facebook page (for any questions concerning prices, size, materials and shipping feel free to contact me on facebook) https://www.facebook.com/Pornstar.Martini.Vogue
are these:
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We all like spring and summer and we used pastels and neons for a couple of years now and because of the season, sun and mostly brown skin I can't tell that I myself got bored already about this pastel, neon, prints combinations... BUT, please.... girls, let's not be just some boring looking 2012 pastel, trying neon for the first time in years fashion.
If we're gonna re-use SUGAR (pastel), SPICE(neon) and EVERYTHING NICE (prints).. LET'S DO IT IN STYLE and add up some new things so we won't look in the whole 2012-2014 spring period photos the same.
Examples (they might seem exaggerated because it is after all Haute Couture, but you can get a good idea) >>>
THE BLONDS 2014 SPRING
<<<<< As you can see neons and prints are used in combination with other materials and usually in asymmetric cuts. If you think it's too much you can use pastel coloured clothes having asymmetry and maybe some different other materials in combination like: taffeta (colour block) , silver/gold bags, sequin skirts or other, feathers (earrings, broach, on a hat, in the hair) or metallic big, but not chunky accessories (very sharp) and stiletto neon sandals or shoes. PLEASE DO NOT MATCH THE NEON SHOES WITH OTHER ACCESSORIES < they are made to pop and in combination with some other matching accessory it will look "too much" - this is available for any other outfit, any other colours < stop matching shoes with accessories (belts, bags, necklaces etc,)
The Blonds 2013 Spring Collection
<< I've noticed the tendency on wearing prints this spring. That's not a problem, but if you do, please don't make a mess! Matching different clothing items with prints having colours that don't match is a big No-No - I understand that if you go for the punk look that by default is colourful and chaotic you'll tend to match all the colours in the world - "because who cares it's too much anyway having all this prints, I might as well pop" - this is a bad way to think, we need to educate ourselves that if we want to over-do something, we still have to have a coherent outfit and not look like a clown.
Pornstar Martini et Vogue suggestions that you can find on Facebook page (for any questions concerning prices, size, materials and shipping feel free to contact me on facebook) https://www.facebook.com/Pornstar.Martini.Vogue
are these:
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